పన్ను పోట్లు (tax structure) మన దేశంలో ఎలా ఉంటాయంటే

Tax Structure in India - Funny but TRUE.......!!!

TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA

1) Qus. : What are you doing?   

Ans. : Business.

Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!    2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business?    Ans. : Selling the Goods.    Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!   

3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods?    Ans. : From other State/Abroad

Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!    4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?    Ans. : Profit.   

Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!    5) Qus. : How do you distribute profit ?    Ans : By way of dividend

Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax    6) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?    Ans. : Factory.    Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!   

7) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?    Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!    8) Qus. : Do you have Staff?    Ans. : Yes   

Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!    9) Qus. : Doing business in Millions?    Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!    Ans : No    Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax   

10) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from  Bank?    Ans. : Yes, for Salary.

Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!    11) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?    Ans. : Hotel    Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!   

12) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?    Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!    13) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?    Ans. : Yes    Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX ! 

14) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount?    Ans. : Gift on birthday.

Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!    15) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth?    Ans. : Yes   

Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!    16) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where  are you going?    Ans. : Cinema or Resort.

Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!    17) Qus.: Have you purchased House?    Ans. : Yes    Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !   

18) Qus.: How you Travel?    Ans. : Bus

Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!    19) Qus.: Any Additional Tax?    Ans. : Yes    Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!! 

20) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?    Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!  

21) Qus.: Do you own a Vehicle? Ans.: Yes Tax: Pay Road Tax! 22) Qus.: Do you drive a Vehicle? Ans.: Yes Tax: Pay Toll Tax! 23) INDIAN :: Can I Die Now??

Ans :: WAIT WE ARE ABOUT TO LAUNCH THE FUNERAL TAX!!!